Оке... Многие скорее всего уже слышали, но я не могу не отметить сие... кхм... произведение. =)
GLaDOS - Want you gone
Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried
to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom?
Take it!
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone.
She was a lot like you.
(Maybe not quite as heavy).
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever.
It's such a shame the same
will never happen to you.
You've got your short sad life left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it -
Now I only want you gone.
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad.
Well you have been replaced.
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone.
Pinky Pie - Want you as cupcake
Well here we are again!
It's always such a pleasure.
Are you wondering why you're in a vice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed!
Except, you're not laughing.
What's the matter my best friend?
Am I not being nice?
I need you for harvesting!
That's what I'm planning on.
Sorry your number came up!
But Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone!
She was a lot like you,
maybe not quite as heavy.
See little Sweetie Belle is in here too.
I just went and sowed her up!
So now she'll last forever!
It's such a shame the same will never happen to you!
I hope you will forgive me!
That's what I'm planning on.
It's time to say Good Bye!
Oh' I'll feel sad when you're gone!
Good bye my best friend!
Well duh, of course I mean you!
That would be funny,
if it weren't so sad.
I know you can't be replaced.
But it's too late for that now.
When I go eat you maybe,
I'll start feeling real glad.
You'll be baked into cupcakes!
That's what I'm planning on.
I want you inside of me!
Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone!
Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone!
Oh, We will soon be as one
Аудиоверсия(да, на тытрубе их дофига, но эта мне кажется лучшей ^_^)