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They say that we ain't got the style,
We ain't got the class,
We ain't got the tunes that's goin to put us on the map
And I'm a phoney in disguise,
Tryin' to make the radio,
I'm an anti-social anarchist dyslexic so and so...
They say I'm just a stupid kid,
Just a crazy radical,
Rock and roll is dead, I probably should've stayed in school,
Another "generation X" who somehow slipped up through the crack.
They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back

And it goes in one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin' shit but you know it never bothers me,
In one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin' shit,
They can kiss the back of my hand.

Now I know I'm not a saint,
I been a sinner all my life,
I ain't tryin' to have no buds,
I'd rather keep them in the line,
They wanna criticise you now,
Cast another stone,
Burn me at the stake and see them watch it from the dome,
They say the devil is my pal,
I do alotta drugs..!
The crowd will only like me if they're really fuckin' drunk,
They think they know my thoughts,
But they don't know the least,
If they listened to the words
They'd find the message that's beneath

And it goes in one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin shit even though they never bother,
In one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin' shit don't ya know they never bother and...

Here's the moral to the story,
We don't do it for the glory,
We don't do it for the money,
We don't do it for the things
So all the critics who despise, just go ahead and criticise,
It's your integrity that drives us, addin fire to the flame and it goes

In one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin' shit but you know they'll never bother,
It goes In One Ear,
And right out the other,
I'm only playing music cos you know that i love it, it goes
In one ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin' shit but you know we'll never bother,
It goes In One Ear,
And right out the other,
People talkin shit
Well you know they can kiss the back of my hand.

In One Ear :They say that I'm ain't got the style,
I'm ain't got the class,
O'm ain't got the shows that's goin to put me on the map
and im a pony in disguise,
tryin to make the repute,
i'm liar, boaster and up-to-no-good hypocrite,
they say i'm just a stupid trickster,
just a crazy radical,
Magic shows is dead i probably should've stayed in school,
another generation X who somehow slipped up through the crack,
they'd love to see me fall but they can go and kiss my back,

And it goes In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin' shit but you know it never bothers me,
In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin' shit,
they can kiss the back of my hoof

Now i know i'm not a saint,
i been a swindler all my life,
i ain't tryin to have no buds,
i'd rather keep them in the awe,
they wanna criticise my snow,
cast another stone,
Call my stories bluff and lure the Ursa from it's home,
they say Nightmare Moon is my pal,
i do alotta brags!
the crowd will only like me if they're really fuckin' dumb,
they think they know my thoughts,
but they don't know the least,
if they listened to the words they'd find the message that's beneath

And it goes In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin shit even though they never bother,
In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin' shit don't ya know they never bother and...

Here's the moral to the story,
Trixie do it for the glory,
Trixie do it for the money,
Trixie do it for the things so all the critics who despise, just go ahead and criticise,
it's your inanity that drives me, addin fire to the shows and it goes

In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin' shit but you know they'll never bother,
It goes In One Ear,
and right out the other,
i'm doing awesome magic cos you know that i love it, it goes
In One Ear,
and right out the other,
Ponies talkin' shit but you know we'll never bother,
It goes In One Ear, and right out the other, people talkin shit well you know they can kiss the back of my hoof

From Omega to Mars
From the Council to the seediest bars
From the reaches of space
To the pillars of Asari grace

There are battle-worn batarians lacking in humility
Turians a braggin’ bout their reach and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars

But no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

In the Citadel’s halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Fighters try to prove their worth
Salarian science smothered in idium
About as stimulating as scanning for irridium
But one tale holds every mind enthralled

Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

COMMANDER SHEPARD!

Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard
Never be better than Commander Shepard
ASSUMING CONTROL

From Beaumount to Moois
From Manehattan to the seediest bars
From the richest of places
To the pillars of filly grace

There are know-it-all librarians lacking in humility
Pegasi all braggin’ bout their flying and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars

But no matter how much you'll learn
Be you pegasus or alicorn
You can rise Sun and Moon, dear mister or missy
But you'll always below Great and Powerful Trixie

In the Canterlot's halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Ponies trying to prove their worth
Boring farm workers, full of themselves
About as entertaining as cleaning dusty shelf
But one tale holds every mind enthralled

Cos no matter how much you'll learn
Be you pegasus or alicorn
You can rise Sun and Moon, dear mister or missy
But you'll always below Great and Powerful Trixie

Great and Powerful Trixie!

Cos no matter how much you'll learn
Be you pegasus or alicorn
You can rise Sun and Moon, dear mister or missy
But you'll always below Great and Powerful Trixie
Always below Great and Powerful Trixie
CELESTIA - TROLL

Crowded streets are cleared away
One by one
Hollow heroes separate
As they run

You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Strong men die

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another try

If you find your family
Don't you cry
In this land of make believe
Dead and dry

You're so cold
but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me
One last time

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another try

*Guitar Bridge*

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another tr

(It's alright) repeat x9

Crowded castle is cleared away
One by one
Hollow soul regenerate
As time run

You're so cold
Keep your hoof in mine
Sun mare wonder while
Moon mare writhe

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another try

If you banish family
Don't you cry
Even if you deep inside
Dead and dry

You're so far
but you feel so nigh
Lay your hoof on me
One last time

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another try

*Guitar Bridge*

[Chorus:]
Show me how we end it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well that's all right
Let's give this another tr

(It's alright) repeat x9

I stumble through the wreckage,
Rusted from the rain
There's nothing left to salvage,
No one left to blame
Among the broken mirrors,
I don't look the same
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain

Dissect me 'til my blood runs
Down into the drain
My bitter heart is pumping oil
Into my veins
I'm nothing but a tin man,
Don't feel any pain
I don't feel any pain,
I don't feel any pain
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on, crush me like a flower,
Rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power,
Beat me with your chains
And if I'm the king of cowards
You're the queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain

You hung me like a picture,
Now I'm just a frame
I used to be your lap dog,
Now I'm just a stray
Shackled in the graveyard,
Left here to decay
Left here to decay,
Left here to decay
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on, crush me like a flower,
Rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power,
Beat me with your chains
And if I'm the king of cowards
You're the queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on, crush me like a flower,
Rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power,
Beat me with your chains
And if I'm the king of cowards
You're the queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on, crush me like a flower,
Rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power,
Beat me with your chains
And if I'm the king of cowards
You're the queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain
Oh, the sun will shine again
I'm rusted from the rain
I'm rusted from the rain
Oh, the sun will shine again
I'm rusted from the rain

I stumble through the darkness,
Lonely from the moon
There's nothing left to care for,
I can only gloom
Reminiscenting past times,
I feel like simple fool
I'm lonely from the moon,
I'm lonely from the moon

Don't mind me, dear sister
I'm just sorry shade
Go on and administer
I'll just slowly fade
I'm nothing but a moon mare,
Wither very soon
I'll wither very soon,
I'll wither very soon,
I'm lonely from the moon

Go on, banish me like nuisance,
Lonely from the moon
Come on, cover it with nonsense,
Make me look like goon
And if I'm the Moon of Nightmares
You're the Sun of loon
I'm lonely from the moon
I'm lonely from the moon

You hung me like a picture,
Now I'm just old tale
I once was little sister,
Now I'm just Nightmare
Banished to the satellite,
Left here to abhor
Left here to abhor,
Left here to abhor
I'm lonely from the moon

Go on, banish me like nuisance,
Lonely from the moon
Come on, cover it with nonsense,
Make me look like goon
And if I'm the Moon of Nightmares
You're the Sun of loon
I'm lonely from the moon
I'm lonely from the moon

Go on, banish me like nuisance,
Lonely from the moon
Come on, cover it with nonsense,
Make me look like goon
And if I'm the Moon of Nightmares
You're the Sun of loon
I'm lonely from the moon
I'm lonely from the moon

Go on, banish me like nuisance,
Lonely from the moon
Come on, cover it with nonsense,
Make me look like goon
And if I'm the Moon of Nightmares
You're the Sun of loon
I'm lonely from the moon
I'm lonely from the moon

Oh, takeover will сome soon
I'm lonely from the moon
I'm lonely from the moon
Oh, the takeover will сome soon
I'm lonely from the moon

Well here we are at last!
You always were a pleasure!

Are you wondering why you are in a vice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed!
Except, you're not laughing?

what's the matter Rainbow Dash? Am I not being nice?

I need you for harvesting!
Thats what I'm planning on!
Sorry your number came up.
Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone.

She was a lot like you.
But you're not quite as heavy.

I chopped up poor Gilda to feed to you!
But then I burned her meat.
And now she's gone forever.

You will not follow suit! That much I'll promise you!

I know this is quite shocking!
That's what I'm betting on!
This is the end my Dashie!
No Pony will know you're gone!

So long my bestest friend.
Well, of course I mean you!
That would be funny
if it wern't so sad.

You cannot be replaced.
But it's too late for that now.
When I go eat you maybe
I'll start feeling real glad.

You'll be baked into cupcakes!
That's what I'm planning on.
I want you inside of me!
Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone!
No pony will know you're gone!
Oh we will soon be as one!

My Little Portal, My Little Portal, aaaaaa~

My Little Portal

I used to wonder what testing could be

My Little Portal

Until you shared it’s science with me!
Big adventure, tons of fun
Companion cubes, faithful and strong
Sharing cake, why it’s an easy feat
And neurotoxin makes it all complete

Yeah,
My Little Portal
Who said you need to drink, eat or rest?

Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you tried to make me nice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice.

You want your princess - take her,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as heavy),
Now little princess Luna is in here too.
One day she was too weak,
And I possessed her body,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your stupid, bright Sun,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Take all your lousy friends,
I don’t need anyone now,
When you'll take Celly away I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go find some new adventures,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re now my sister's problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.

Tribute

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!

Trixie

This is the greatest and best mare in the world... Trixie.

Long time ago me and my friend Snips here,
we was just trottin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there was a flashy wagon... It's expanded... And there stood mare.
And she said:
"Watch in awe, as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!" (eyes)
Well me and Snips, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And she threw the first show we saw in our lives,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Show in the World, it was The Best Show in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, that we was stunned.
With crack wagon shrunk again,
And the mare was done.
She asked us: "(smirk) Do you liked it?"
And we said, "YES. YOU ARE SO COOL."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
We couldn't make The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Show in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Show in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' show the greatest show in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the show we saw on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like we told.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!